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Shipwrecked - Another tale of the First Ring

  Episode 34 - Blue Food

Author Notes:

This and the previous page are dedicated to George Carlin a hip counterculture comedian who made me laugh and look at the world just a little bit differently.  I put these pages together weeks before his passing on June 22, 2008 never imagining that they would be a tribute to his legacy.

It was George Carlin who said:

“Why is there no blue food? I can't find blue food - I can't find the flavor of blue! I mean, green is lime; yellow is lemon; orange is orange; red is cherry; what's blue? There's no blue! Oh, they say, "Blueberries!" Uh-uh; blue on the vine, purple on the plate. There's no blue food! Where is the blue food? We want the blue food! Probably in stores immortality! They're keeping it from us!”

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Posted By Somegamer: December 24, 2008 02:11 AM EST

blue is still purple dennis, but its still punny
Posted By _TheArbiter_: August 10, 2008 07:08 PM EST

haha i love this episode.....it still makes me wonder what blue food tastes like...
Posted By Dennis: July 03, 2008 04:52 PM EST

I have received so many email comments that the food was purple and not blue, which by the way is part of the joke, that I have acquiesced and changed the color of the melons to actually be blue so that some part of my and Mr. Carlin’s wry humor will still show through.
Posted By Grant: July 03, 2008 01:21 PM EST

I don't quite get the last two additions, I see the yellow fruit, but the other fruit is purple! Where is the blue fruit!
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